Wednesday, August 26, 2009

the lesbian chop

lesbians are not striaght
nor are their haircuts

lesbians...dont think i didnt notice.
ive seen you all with your a-symmetrical hair cuts.
i know what you all are doing- being all progressive and trendy.
agh- and so fucking cute i just want to swish you all around in my mouth as i do listerine every morning.

here we have my friend, miss victoria. shes not single, and her girlfriend is foxy as hell (i feel obligated to say that just so you know who these two are, and subsequently rad as fuck in my book)
i digress, victoria- when i first met her had long wavy hair. then one day she chopped half of it off. fuck yah! i love long hair just as much as the next girl, but when a chick has the balls to chop half her hair off, and then own it!? well m'lady- you get a gold star in my book. thats for sure.
doesnt hurt that all my friends who have this cut are in fact,

here are a few other friends of mine with the lesbian a-symetrical chop, jane the smokin' hot russian, and emily the asian minx.

just letting you ladies know- while i might not ever have the balls to do what i want with my head, i salute you all for doin so!


  1. holy crap she is hot.

  2. i'm a straight gal, but very much in love with your friend victoria. beautiful woman!
    as are you, miss ashlin.

  3. do half shaved heads count? lolerskates

    sometimes i'm bold.

  4. Rachel from GameStopSeptember 22, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    ....Victoria, what the Hell? XD Dude! I didn't know you were on a blog! Just when I thought you and Ashley here sound like you would get along swimmingly. Good times.

    ...Now I'm certain everyone who reads this is going to thing I'm crazy (or a stalker). This is going to be a topic of discussion next time, mmhmm.