Monday, July 13, 2009

random thought #2

twitter, twater
neat tweets, that i make BETTER!

let me just preface this posting with, i cannot get behind twitter (note, i did not say 'i will never have a twitter account' but only b/c i know eventually there is a high percentage chance i will sign-up, and of course, this lil lady is no hypocrite!).
i used to
emphatically state 'i HATE twitter. it seems like constant status updates, and i already spend far too much time on facebook as it is. furthermore, whats interesting about 'tweeting' all day. i mean- to each his own, but no thanks.'
but then the whole iran thing happened, and being a political enthusiast i started to see an upside to twitter. then good news about this 'twitter' business kept rolling in..dude a peace prize? maybe i wrote off twitter too soon.
but then, the tweets off the twitters i saw today reminded me that the issue going on in iran with twitter was a fluke, and that i was right about twitter.

here are some gems from miss heidi montag as of late:

Jesus is coming back soon! the end is near I pray you are all ready!
10:29 PM Jul 9th
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my intweetpretation:
an obvious allusion to the BEST JESUS WEBSITE OF EM ALL! shes gonna hop back on the website again soon.
as far as the end being near, might might read 'end of days'- i read 'speidi-reality-post breakup show spin-off' in the works.
1 Peter 4:8 Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins.9:53 AM Jul 9th
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my intweetpretation:
'if i continue to love him, that will totez make me forget that hes a douchebag'...princess? are you aware of who you are married too?? its not happening.

now onto the ever adorable, miley cyrus:
SIDENOTE:: i have no problem with her per say, im just incredibly jealous that when i was 14-17 i was awkward (front right, oh YES) as hell and this tart is bangin' actually- tbh, i'm not really attracted to her- not my cup o' tea

My day started a little odd but I got on my "lucky" steve madden boots. Its gonna be a good day :)about 6 hours ago
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my intweetpretation:
by "lucky" im sure she means littered with drugs and unknown human excrements. =) im charming.. thats probably not even funny as much as i just honestly wish they would find drugs in her shoes... but its clear that that's my issue and not yours. m'bad girl- m'bad
@heidimontag totally had a dream about you last night! We were having a pool party and dolphins were in the hot tub just chillin! Ha!9:14 AM Jul 12th
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my intweetpretation:
dunno the fuck shes talking about. but it made me uncomfortable so i thought i would share.

and b/c its monday and everyone can use a pick me up anyday but mostly on mondays, i end this post with a quote from my favorite movie- waking life- if you havn't seen it, do ASAP. it will change your life i swear
+ megan fox pictures (b/c i know realisticaly many wont give a crap about my absolute LOVE for words and powerful quotes)

{man asks another, 'are you a dreamer'. the other responded, 'yes'. this follows:}
"I haven't seen too many around lately. Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore. It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language. Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists. The dreamer is banished to obscurity. Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, every day. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting"
i hope to never stop being a dreamer. i dont care who tells me im absurd...i will keep dreaming- EVERYDAY. hope you do too.

my fav megan fox snapshotz

the hip sneakpeek

sucking on a sexually charged object is always a good idea to me.

when the love of my life met the woman of my dreams.
lindsay meet megan- megan, lindsay. now makeout a'la how do both do in my head- NIGHTLY.

ashley's suggestions:
websites, photos, music, and movies i find dynamic

ive been obsessed with the 'gift that keeps on giving'; oh yes- none other mr. DC himself, Marion Berry.
to those not familar- here are some highlights of his actual quotes, whilst mayor of DC:
in his own words

and to catch you up on the latest in the saga that is his life:
'cause i wont suck yo dick'

1 comment:

  1. i like to think they are her lucky boots because she wore them the first time she got lucky with justin g. and luckily he didnt get arrested because im pretty sure sticking it in a 15 y/o when you're like 21 is illegal even in the south. no judgement, just sayin'.