random thought #7

word of caution.
'mos and breeders alike: protect yourself from awkward moments

never casually 'flip through' ANYONE'S photos on their phone.
just do not do it.
no excuses! no matter what mindset you are in, how altered you are- i dont care if you are one shot away from being comatose.
withhold- be strong- refuse...even if they encourage it.
sure- you could find something really fun...i cant recall how many times friends have passed me their phones 'look at this picture this one chick sent me' or 'look at my new bikini, ashley does it look good?? be honest!' or plain and simple 'girl you hafta see this'...but we are human, and we all know that we have taken some liberties here and there. flipped through a few more photos than we were instructed to do.
often times? JACKPOT!!
or, as typical of my existence, you could find something that scars you for life.

"my friend" (named with held b/c babygirl was too embarrassed to let the world know it was her) was recalling a story that had everyone on the floor laughing. she mentioned it as a 'life lesson'- and i felt it was important to empart to everyone else as well-

the lesson learned?
do not flip through your gf's phone, then get all hot and bothered after the first snatch rubbin' video that pops up, only to find out (after you have 'taken care of yourself' using the video) that it wasn't a video of hers (how silly of you not to notice, in your haste of course- b/c u never forget a face/vag) but in fact one of her exes.

fun times had by all in the mystery world that is lesbians.